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Do you desire vast riches, flexible hours, and a fun work environment? We are currently seeking Food Wizards for employment at ye olde Sonic Drive In of South Main in the town of Weatherford. We are accepting all skill levels, from apprentice to Gandalf-level.
As a Food Wizard, you will learn the art of spatula and must master a great cooking contraption known as the Fryers. You will also be taught to perform many delicious recipes, which you must execute with precision and care. The recipes have the power to satisfy and enchant our patrons, which is our primary Quest.
As you level-up and gain more knowledge and power, you will be given additional wealth and could even some day earn the title of "Assistant Manager."
High intellect and high initiative are a plus. Must be able to pass basic dexterity check.
If you think you can help us fulfill our Quest of Happy Patrons, then please, apply now and begin your epic journey!
P.S. Long beards may require a beard net.